Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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