I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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