that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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