So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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