Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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