pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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