i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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