if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
