i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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