I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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