yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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