I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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