he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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