Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
