I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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