Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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