porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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