Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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