Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
And then he peed in my hair
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