? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I understand Curling. That high.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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