i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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