love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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