see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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