We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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