new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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