Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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