So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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