I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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