this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Shame - the story of my life.
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