Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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