oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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