We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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