I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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