In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
worst night to have a conscience
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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