my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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