All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He kissed a someone with a penis
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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