lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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