hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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