Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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