Whatcha textin bout Willis?
do herpes really smell.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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