so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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