there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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