I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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