You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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