Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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