Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I am one with the molecules
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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