brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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