We're like a lot better than the average bears
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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