but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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