Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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